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Smirch Smirchington"Smirch or besmirched, motherfucker," Gideon yelled, punctuating the fucker behind the mother with an elbow drop to my peacefully inhaling midsection. Mission aborted halfway through and unsuccessful, the in became an ex and I haled explosively and with extreme prejudice in his general direction. He rolled off my traumatized torso and knocked over the alarm clock that he had made obsolete with his violent and fullbodied alarm. Man taking over for machine, it was the overthrow of the Industrial Revolution and it was taking place in this very living room, on a couch that could - in the near future if said revoluSmirch Smirchington
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Will Smith and your MotherAfter leaving the brain stem, highly suggestive adhesive keeps the words of the plan together. Too bad that chewing gum rots the teeth so it's slow going. Replace the gum then replace the teeth then replace the gums that they rest in. Get a new skull to show off the white mess to your bridge club. The pain killers alone stall the project for at least a week. Not that it wasn't a fun detour, but let's be honest - we're in the final days here and even if the Rapture doesn't snap me up the massive flooding will. I've got deja vu but manage to mask my reaction to the repetition witWill Smith and your Mother
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Holiday Hatin' IIPsilocybin enemasHoliday Hatin' II
make you intimately aware
of all the available exits and trapdoors
that used to be disguised
as criminal records and credit scores
that turn the irrational Id to just an ID,
numbers that numb the golden sheen of the ratio
we find in branches and use to make music t hat is the the distillation of the holy spirit.
100 proof is only half right
but with luck we'll see the destruction
and be scared straight
back to grandmother's house t hen farther into the forest
past the Holocaust,
the industrial revoluti
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Holiday Hatin' IIf we're in constant revolutionHoliday Hatin' I
then we're all casualties to the centripital motion
but it's hard to hit a moving target
unless you've got that magic bullet
that you get for free at the bottom of cereal boxes
after reaching down through all the artifical colors and cartoon sponsors.
It's when you've absorbed your vitamins,
got an education, and are standing at attention
that those damn blue collar holidays come and knock you off balance
with their sneaky celebrations.
Partaking in the distraction of the libations
firmly places the man be
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- Current Residence: iowa
- Interests: reading, music, concerts, conversation
- Favourite movie: slc punk, a bugs life, the ring
- Favourite band or musician: green day
- Favourite genre of music: punk! ska! folk!
- Favourite artist: frida kahlo
- Favourite poet or writer: shelley, robert frost, roald dahl
- Skin of choice: above the ear, underneath the upper arm
- Favourite game: solitare, trivial persuit, balderdash
- Favourite cartoon character: hemlich, ham - hams from hamtaro
- Personal Quote: hey you, get out of my way - i came to drink, not to get laid. - dead milkmen
- Tools of the Trade: thought and pen
- ICQ: 163462816
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Are you still incredibly awesome (etc)?
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Guess my life is a compromise.
Yeah, so hi and all. Nice to meet you.
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Guess my life is a compromise.
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Dear Lord, bless this rocket house and all those who live within this rocket house.
p.s. logan likes men... just so you know..
all of his scenery paintings are just a cry for help... he's actually a flaming homo..watch out, he might steal Ty from you. It's his plan..HIS PLAN MOLLY!!!!!
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[The Only Broken Hearted Loser You'll Ever Need]
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